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Girl the Impaler

by Patience Dear Juggernaut

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Beta Male 02:24
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BETA MALE Will I find in my mind the nerve I crave? Will I be brave, keep the faith, and leave the cave? I don't have money or much time in the world Still I'm planning to save you from imminent danger Will I climb and defy Mt. Everest? Will I swim on a limb? I'll never rest Until I hear your voice on the phone I'm alone, I'm alone I'm alone, Lone Ranger I'm gonna go where you go, Penelope Wherever the discus may land I gotta perfect my flawed anatomy I'll be your Vitruvian man I'm gonna go, go, go go on a rodeo I'm gonna go, go, go, go to the final show Will I dig and unearth sarcophagus? Will that stop me from being anonymous? I'm not that famous no I don't belong Still I'm chuggin' along to absolute danger Will I face a brigade of renegades? Never fear, I am here, your Beta Male I'm not good-looking nor Sylvester Stallone I'm alone, I'm alone I'm alone, Lone Ranger I'm gonna go where you go, Penelope Whatever is writ in the sand I gotta perfect my flawed anatomy I'll be your Vitruvian man I'm gonna go, go, go, go on a rodeo I'm gonna go, go, go, go to the final show
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Forget About Her 03:01
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FORGET ABOUT HER My, oh my, there are a million guys Who've set their sights on Lorelei Should one pursue Or should one just forget about her? My, oh my, there's mystery in her eyes The boys will try, but I'm quite shy I'll catch the flu Stay in bed and forget about her My, oh my, she makes me feel alive I can't describe what's in my mind It's not a funny thing To be so in love with a girl My, oh my, I really dig her style Mind if I breathe out a sigh? Should one just hang around, come close and hold hands with a girl? My, oh my, her stare is like a knife I can't define to save my life What kind of pretty face can take me away from the world? My, oh my, the object of desire My beating heart, you are such a liar Save me from hurricanes that take me away from the world
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How The Numbers Work 03:12
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HOW THE NUMBERS WORKS You, I reckon you misread the written signs Well, here's a record of the times you were unkind Please kindly step behind the dotted line I'll give you credit for the times you've tried To give a final answer to the question that bothered my mind If we can shake the world And find out in the summer Now that's how the numbers work If we can fake it And pretend we're past the trauma Now that's how the numbers work Sunshine It's living in the mind (In the mind) You, you've stolen diamonds and committed crimes Well, here's a demonstration of what I can find Please make me pocket all the golden lines I'll give you leverage for the times you've tried To give a final answer to the question that bothered my mind Sunshine It's living in the mind (In the mind)
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Joan 02:20
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JOAN Joan Where did the magic go? It is so tragic when I know You're barely legal, Joan It felt so evil, Joan Joan I'm lost and lonely, Joan I hope I won't end up alone My one and only Joan I hope I won't end up alone Joan Joan Don't feel so frantic, Joan It felt romantic all night long You're really special, Joan Just don't go mental, Joan Joan I'm lost and lonely, Joan I hope I won't end up alone My one and only Joan I hope I won't end up alone Joan
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Ellen 03:35
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ELLEN Ellen hit me in the back And then she told me to relax And she said, "Hey man, can we just stay friends?" And I was really quite in shock I think she didn't give a fuck So I said, "Amen, whatever's fine then." (I tell myself:) Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah No oh oh oh No oh oh oh Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah No oh oh oh oh No oh oh oh oh Ellen asked me to a drink As I was visiting my shrink And I said, "Hey man, I'll meet you in ten." And I was feeling quite morose As I was getting really close And then I saw them, She brought this girlfriend (I tell myself:) Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah No oh oh oh No oh oh oh Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah No oh oh oh oh No oh oh oh oh Losing a lover In bleak, bleak weather I'm a deflated balloon I melt like butter in cruel summer My blood is turning maroon I run for the hills and hide 'Cause the thought of her kisses will make me die Ellen told me it's okay 'Cause all along well she was gay And she said, "Hey dude, I think I'm lesbian." And I was feeling really glum And I was reaching for a gum Until the girls said, "How about a threesome?" Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah No oh oh oh No oh oh oh Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah No oh oh oh oh No oh oh oh oh
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Swimmers (Heart & Mind) 04:28
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SWIMMERS (HEART & MIND) Heart and mind What have you been doing? Repressing me all the time Heart and mind But all the things you've said were great and fine, fine, fine Oh my heart and mind Lost and found The lovers I've gathered They're swimming the final mile Lost and found but never really back inside my heart and mind Oh my heart and mind I swim the rivers and the oceans of my sadness I'll never sink or be defeated by this madness It's all illusion so you better think of something else you would love I swim the rivers and the oceans of my sadness I'll never sink or be defeated by this madness It's all illusion so you better think of something else you would love Telltale signs in every endeavour appear so I check the files I have found That all the things you've said were clever lines, lines, lines from your heart and mind But in your eyes I'm getting emotions and oceans of tears and lies You've returned But never really back inside my heart and mind Oh my heart and mind I swim the rivers and the oceans of my sadness I'll never sink or be defeated by this madness It's all illusion so you better think of something else you would love I swim the rivers and the oceans of my sadness I'll never sink or be defeated by this madness It's all illusion so you better think of something else you would love I jump to the water And swim past the tides I swim towards the altar To my black-hearted bride You are such a riot Though it's quite a quiet affair I'll keep you in my pocket As we rocket towards our lair We're just two lovers We're dressed up in dreams I swim the rivers and the oceans of my sadness I'll never sink or be defeated by this madness It's all illusion so you better think of something else
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You're So Cruel, Stephanie 02:21
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YOU'RE SO CRUEL, STEPHANIE She was a twenty-year-old She was a time bomb She was a Japanese bitch And she was one of them She is a reptile She's a nymph and she is sinister I don't believe in love Let's kill the minister Let's burn her effigy Like she's Joan of Arc Enough of moments Holding hands in the park 'Cos you're so cruel, Stephanie Get out of my heart 'Cos you're so cruel, Stephanie Get out of my heart 'Cos you're so cruel, Stephanie Get out of my heart 'Cos you're so cruel, Stephanie Get out of my heart She was a twenty-year-old She was a virgin She was a massacre With her perfume on She is the devil and the saint Upon my banister I don't believe in love Let's kill the minister Let's burn her effigy Like she's Joan of Arc Enough of moments Holding hands in the park 'Cos you're so cruel, Stephanie Get out of my heart 'Cos you're so cruel, Stephanie Get out of my heart 'Cos you're so cruel, Stephanie Get out of my heart 'Cos you're so cruel, Stephanie Get out of my heart One step at a time I am cleansing my mind I'll just remember all things And the hate that you bring Today, I'm steppin' out One step at a time I am cleansing my mind I'll just remember all things And the hate that you bring Today, I'm steppin' out Heartbreak of mine, I really love you so Heartbreak of mine, I really love you so Heartbreak of mine, I really love you so See you in another life
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Art School Lover (Death to Ordinary Girls) 02:58
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ART SCHOOL LOVER (DEATH TO ORDINARY GIRLS) Are all her clothes in shades of black-and-white? And can she play the bassoon? Does she watch cartoons? Death to ordinary girls I want someone from another world You're all I need, my art school lover Is she weird and does she talk about something else aside from bags? Does she wear name tags? Death to ordinary girls I want someone who likes The Carpenters You're all I need, my art school lover Because you're my forever summer Ooh, for every Halloween She dresses up as Sigmund Freud I can't believe what's happening She's happening: my eccentric girl Does she hang out in the library? Review the movies of Truffaut? She into UFOs? Death to ordinary girls I want someone whose name's not Jennifer You're all I need, my art school lover I hope she doesn't dance to R&B I hope she really hates cars and hangin' out in bars Death to ordinary girls I want someone who's into Salinger You're all I need, my art school lover Because you're my forever summer
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Volcanoes (The Ones Named After You) 03:09
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VOLCANOES (THE ONES NAMED AFTER YOU) I needed sympathy You gave me a review I gained the power And the need for something new I dream of holidays The ones named after you Do you feel the same way too? Do you feel the same way too? I’ll eat the magic And the music in your eye Forget the logic And we’ll never say goodbye I dream of sunken ships The ones named after you Do you feel the same way too? Do you feel the same way too? All I’m afraid of is the lonely life I’ve got to find myself a lovely wife Baby, all I want is you You really got me Oh yes, it’s true I have a sadness that is cold as ice I’ve got to find myself somebody nice Baby, all I want is you You really got me Oh yes, it’s true You are my symphony When running out of juice You grant me powers You’ll forever be my muse I dream of heavy rains The ones named after you Do you feel the same way too? Do you feel the same way too? You’ll be my Guinevere I’ll be the son of Zeus If you’re my mirror Then I’ll never be confused I dream volcanoes The ones named after you Do you feel the same way too? Do you feel the same way too? All I’m afraid of is the lonely life I’ve got to find myself a lovely wife Baby, all I want is you You really got me Oh yes, it’s true I have a sadness that is cold as ice I’ve got to find myself somebody nice Baby, all I want is you You really got me Oh yes, it’s true

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Vocals, pianos, guitars, bass, brass, strings and drums Cameron Aquino

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released November 8, 2011

Written, performed and recorded by Cameron Aquino
CD Artwork by Cj de Silva

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Patience Dear Juggernaut Makati, Philippines

Patience Dear Juggernaut is the solo project of Makati-based songwriter and filmmaker Wincy Aquino Ong, who writes, composes and plays the music for all of his songs. Ong was a former guitarist of the indie band Narda and is the guitarist-keyboardist of Us-2 Evil-0. He has also done music for TV commercials, short films and full-length features. ... more

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